McDonalds

This is some oldschool stuff right here. Like 6th grade old school.

The fun, playful,

 joyous dream,

Of going to McDonalds

is not all that it seems.

Fast food is an evil

And mischievous scheme,

If only you knew

 it would make you scream.

The BigMac isn’t getting rid of beef,

It’s making us as dumb as our commandeering chief.

It also makes us fat and super obese,

Beause we eat the whole thing instead of a piece.

With the lettuce? They deep fry it!

What about the French fries? Don’t even try it!

Well, what about the chicken and the icecream too?

One gives you AIDS and the other the flu!

So next time you’re thinking of eating a BigMac,

Try to take a tiny little snack.

Because if you choose MickyD’s

All that fatty beef & cheese

Goes way down straight to your thighs

Please don’t get me restarted on fries.

And when you think inside your head;

“Put a smile on” or “I’m lovin’ it”

You know that you are close to dead

And you should probably try to quit.

Everyone knows there’s something wrong

When they here a funeral dong,

And that’s what will become of you

Man- if only you’d have listened to yours true.